"I hate people generally, but I like people individually."

introverts  (via cinnabeun)

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

"Are you a boy, or a girl?"
"I am Groot."

dynastylnoire:

stair-diving-with-hayes:

Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips. Check his twitter.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

dennys:

nekosammsi:

97 miles…. We traveled 97 miles….

You made us proud. You made us very proud.

dennys:

nekosammsi:

97 miles…. We traveled 97 miles….

You made us proud. You made us very proud.

slovvmo:

THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE I’LL EVER NEED

slovvmo:

THIS IS THE ONLY PICTURE I’LL EVER NEED

hialmberi:

i couldn’t decide on a background color so enjoy

hialmberi:

i couldn’t decide on a background color so enjoy

awkward-lee:

ray’s gifts are the best

  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit